I’m half technologically savvy and half old-school. I’m HAPA, a Hawaiian word for half, usually used to describe people of mixed ethnicity.
I keep getting spam phone calls from my business accounting software company, “Your most recent update has failed.” Yep. You’re darn tootin it has, because I didn’t update.
You see, I’m quite satisfied with the performance of my accounting software, just as it is. I don’t need it fixed in any way. According to this Goldilocks, it’s just right.
I honestly use probably one third of that software’s capability. This is where I’m half old-school and half electronic. I manually make deposits, well half-manual since I might make automatic electronic payments or I take cell phone pictures of checks, but I don’t use the software to do that for me. I could, but I don’t.
So, I don’t want another fancy or complicated update to throw a monkey wrench into my well-oiled accounting machine. Thank you but no thanks. I’m good.
Every time my husband and I see a notice on any of our many electronic devices that an update is available, imminent, or happening now, we cringe a little bit and there’s probably some eye-rolling involved. We hate updates. There’s always a mess to be cleaned up afterwards.
Too many times, everything is wacko after an update. It has taken days to retrieve material that had been scattered in the wind of an update. Sometimes all you could do to accommodate an update was to turn it off, unplug, then reboot.
Do we need such frequent updates? Wouldn’t once a year be enough to keep us current?
It sometimes feels like I just got used to the changes from the last update, when a new update comes along. Few things stay the same; except for Jesus Christ, who is said to be “the same yesterday, today, and forever.”
Whatever happened to the notion, “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it?” Ironically, it was Bert Lance, Jimmy Carter’s Director of the Office of Management and Budget, who popularized that saying in print. Lance’s comment formalized his criticism of the government for trying to fix things that weren’t broken. Now we’ve got a new governmental department of oversight, the DOGE, and here we are, dealing with updates out the yin-yang.
There are updates for everything. Television, cell phones, social media, computer programs and software, auto electronics, even our job descriptions and expectations scream loudly to be updated, constantly.
Is it so terrible to be dated? Some of the dated stuff wasn’t so awful. Take the telephone, for instance. I remember a green desktop box type phone with a rotary dial that we had when I was a teenager.
It was the time of the party line which meant that our neighbor from across the river might have been on the phone at any time we picked up the receiver to use the phone. Listening in was possible but not kosher. However, many a naughty “busybody,” probably a term coined just to describe the gossip circle of mostly ladies who listened in on others with whom they shared a telephone line, breached the party line etiquette.
I secretly wished we had the fancier wall phone, another box but a vertical rectangle, less square than our box with the rounded edges. These were both updates, however, for the old-fashioned black desk models of old.
The first cell phones were almost too big to hold in your hand. They looked very much like a massive walkie-talkie type radio with a big antenna. But it was an upgrade from a hand-held radio, and it was helpful while driving or away from the landline at home.
Our first cell phone was a safety item to accompany our tween aged daughter through a half dozen back yards between our house and her grandma’s house. It’s been updated a dozen times since then.
I was particularly fond of a candy apple red slider phone on which I could type text messages like lightning with both thumbs, sort of like typing on a full-sized keyboard. But that phone couldn’t be upgraded anymore and became obsolete. Boo-hoo.
I still can’t manage typing with both thumbs on my current iPhone. I peck with my elderly right index finger, which I’m told might be a baby boomer evolution of using the rotary phone.
My iPhone updated again recently. I’m not crazy about some new configurations of my email landing pages.
Sometime when I can carve out about an hour to work on it, I’ll try to see what I can do to find a new normal with that. Update – I nearly accidentally found how to revert to the old email landing page. So, that’s taken care of.
It’s always something when you’re dealing with updates. I guess they’re here to stay and I’ll have to trade in my comfortable classic flare for the most up to date feature of whatever it is I’m connected to. But then again there’s not a thing wrong with being HAPA.